the world of wonder

hey. my name is daniel. i like random things and i hope that you can see that through my blog. feel free to ask me anything you like :)

iwilleatyourenglish:

iwilleatyourenglish:

once my baby was being really annoying so i put it in the basement but then i forgot and decided i didn’t want my basement anymore so i got rid of the door and then decided to do the rest later and when child protective services came they couldn’t get to my kid so they just wandered around my house

i’m talking about the sims please don’t call the police

(via thestoryso-near)

sodamnrelatable:

Diet ideas: Eat whatever you want, and if anyone tries to lecture you about your weight, eat them too.

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(via cumfort)

wild-lion:

are you a traffic sign because stop

(Source: darrynek, via cumfort)

isn’t it weird that you can have friends but also have no friends at the same time

(Source: courfff, via orgasm)

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